last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up
blue ivy before she goes to bed
you: that is a nice ass shirt
me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”
- The compliment every white guy in a movie has given his movie girlfriend: Wow.. you.. you look great.