sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”
  • *throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
  • me: BALLIN
  • me: BALL IS LIFE
  • me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
  • me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES
guccikage:

"stop… hey stop crying.. here you can hit me back"

skarodegradation:

kanyemotherfuckingwest:

shavingryansprivates:

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out an kill barney

with a baseball bat

and a 4x4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

caramelfringe:

ur all so cute and u all deserve ur own Liam Payne

jesuschristvevo:

there are 10 year olds with the iphone 5 and my parents wont even buy me mcdonalds


London, 08/06.

punacceptable:

*gets 98% accuracy on guitar hero*

MOM get in here NOW im ready to start a band